My wife met my girlfriend lyrics Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend . The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window, I got inside She kicked me in the balls, and then I cried Called me a name, said I lied Aug 21, 2005 · Yeh! Todays the day my wife met my girlfriend! Well i tried to tell her but she didnt care "Things weren't what they seemed!" She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she h She grabbed a bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and then she missed my head She reared back, swung it again and Then she hit me in the twins . Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. I tried to block it with my watch . She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water Jul 22, 2009 · She swung it once and then she missed my head She reared back, swung it again and Then she hit me in the twins . Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I E = 0-2-2-1-0-0 A = x-0-2-2-2-0 B = x-2-4-4-4-2 ----- Estrum 1x E I got home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little-bitty note that she wrote Telling me to go to hell A I crawled in the window, I got inside E She kicked me in the balls and then I cried B Called me a name, said I lied E Kicked me again and I thought I died A Took my clothes, set them on fire E Took my clothes, set em' on fire. And hit me with her curling iron . Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. G Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed. E Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed. Jul 4, 2008 · LYRICS!i got home and the door was locked and i tryed to ring the bell i found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to helli crawled in th rodney singing about his wife finding out about his girlfriend Yeh! Todays the day my wife met my girlfriend! Well i tried to tell her but she didnt care "Things weren't what they seemed!" She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water And my nads would soon be steamed I tried to run, scream for help She hit me in the nurtch with a rhymestole belt! It was like nothing i had ever felt The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Lyrics & Meanings: Well I got home and the door was locked / And I tried to ring the bell / I found a little bitty note that she had wrote / Telling me to go to hell / I crawled in the window, I got inside / She kicked me in the balls and then I cried / Called me a name said I lied / Kicked me again and I thought I'd died / Took my clothes set 'em on fire Took my clothes set em' on fire And hit me with her curling iron I tired to block it with my watch And then she kicked me in the crotch again Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care Things weren't what they seemed She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water I Got home and the door was locked, Then i tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty note that she had wrote tellin me to go to hell! I crawled in the window i got inside She kicked me in the balls and then i cried Called me names and said i lied! Swap ↔ or rotate ↻ the device Verse E Well i got home and the door was locked and i tried to ring the bell E I found a little bittie not that she had wrote tellin me to "go to hell" A I crawled in the window I got inside E She kicked me in the balls and then i cried B7 Called me a name said i lied E Kicked me again and i thought i died A Took my clothes set 'em on fire E hit me with her Sep 25, 2021 · A B7 E Yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend A B7 Yeah, today’s that awful day, A B7 Hey, my boys won’t be the same A B7 E Yeah, today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend X By helping UG you make the world better and earn IQ Create correction We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe. And then she kicked me in the crotch . A B7 E Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. Took my clothes set em' on fire And hit me with her curling iron I tired to block it with my watch And then she kicked me in the crotch again Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care Things weren't what they seemed She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water Rodney Carrington recorded from an appearance on the syndicated, Bob and Tom, radio show. Send The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Ringtone to your Cell Mar 28, 2017 · Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupThat Awful Day · Rodney CarringtonNut Sack℗ 2003 Capitol Records NashvilleReleased on: 2003-01-01Producer: Rodney She grabed the bat from beneath the bed swung it once and missed my head, She rared back, swung it again, Then she hit me in the twin's again. . Things weren't what they seemed . again Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend Yeah today's that awful day, Hey, my boys won't be the same Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. Yeah today's that awful day, Hey, my boys won't be the same Yeah today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. See also: JustSomeLyrics 69 Took my clothes set em on fire! And hit me with her curling iron. If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Well I tried to tell her but she didn't care . Don't ever let your wife meet your girlfriend. Rodney Carrington When my Wife met my Girlfriend Chords E 022100 A X02220 B7 X21202 Verse E Well i got home and the door was locked and i tried to ring the bell E I found a little bittie not that she had wrote tellin me to go to hell A I crawled in the window I got inside E She kicked me in the balls and then i cried B7 Called me a name said i lied E Kicked me again and i thought i died A Took rodney singing about his wife finding out about his girlfriend Feb 11, 2014 · C D7 G Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend. Yeh! Todays the day my wife met my girlfriend! Well i tried to tell her but she didnt care "Things weren´t what they seemed!" She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water And my nads would soon be The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Music Video by Rodney Carrington. The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Well I got home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window, I got inside She kicked me in the balls and then I cried Called me a name said I lied Kicked me again and I thought I'd died Took my clothes set 'em on fire And hit me with her curling iron I tried to block it with my watch And That Awful Day Lyrics: I got home and the door was locked so i tried to ring the bell,I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell / I crawed in the window got inside she Rodney Carrington The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend. Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window got inside She kicked me in the balls I cried Called me a name said I lied Kicked me again I thought I died Took my clothes set em' on fire And hit me with her curling iron I tired to block it with my watch And then she kicked me Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care Things weren’t what they seemed She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water LYRICS! i got home and the door was locked and i tryed to ring the bell i found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell i c Rodney Carrington sings a heartfelt and humorous song to his wife. Feb 5, 2010 · Music Video - Sad but humorous lyrics pointing out an age old problem. again . Yea today's that awful day, And my boys won't be the same. 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